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Let's face it, we've all been there. It's 6am, and you wake up next to a sweaty, shirtless stranger probably named Jake. He has a god awful tribal tattoo on his chest and reeks of cheap vodka.

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Your phone is missing. You're pretty sure this guy lives a good 20 minute walk from your house. Oh, and you have no clue where your shoes are. Well, I don't have all the answers. College hook up here's five vital do's and don'ts you, Jake, and your thirsty friends need to know about college hookups. Sleep at his house if you're seriously trashed.

There is nothing worse than waking up in a dude's bed and realizing you either: A Pissed the bed.

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B Puked everywhere, including on him and yourself. C All of the above.


Girls aren't supposed to do disgusting things. We are perfect, gross-free goddesses but as soon as you make a dude think otherwise, you're done.

It's still kind of embarrassing College hook up you lose function of your body in your own home: For the rest of your college years, you will be an object of ridicule for him and his friends. Guys will be scared of you. Not to mention you have to awkwardly clean up after yourself. In other words, you have to take the laundry you soiled home to wash. Meaning, you're going to have to see him again. This interaction will probably be sober and awkward, to say the least.

So next time, just play it safe and sleep with him at your place.

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Don't Linger in the morning. This advice is for all you male and female lingerers out there.

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You know who you are, and you need to cut it out. Staying for an unwelcome amount of time after waking up in the morning after a College hook up college hookup. Time can range anywhere from fifteen minutes to over an hour.

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No ladies, Drew from Delta Chi doesn't want to take you to bagels and talk about your intense CrossFit workouts. If he says College hook up getting up to take a shower, that is your cue to leave. And no gentlemen, she doesn't want you to try and make forced small talk then attempt to have another go at morning sex.

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Just get out of there, College hook up fast and smoothly as possible. Everyone who has had a college hookup knows that "Come over for a movie night" is a code for "Come over so we can hook up.

That cute, popular sophomore Mark actually didn't want to spend quality time watching Along Came Polly for two fucking hours just to have you kiss him goodbye at the end.

He's seen the movie 14 times.